December 2011
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You know you're a Div student when...
…you spend from Thanksgiving to December 24 trying to convince everyone that it’s not Christmas yet, and December 26 to January 6 trying to convince everyone that it’s still Christmas.
You know you're a Div student when...
…you watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes and come away feeling concerned about its message of genetic progress and the subtle implications for eugenics.
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You know you're a Div student when...
…you get excited about Christmas money because it means you can buy books for next semester.
You know you're a Div student when...
…the little chocolate soldiers in your Christmas stocking make you think of Just War Theory. [Tom Lewis, M.Div. ‘12]
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You know you're a Div student when...
…you use the fact that, liturgically speaking, the Christmas season is the 12 days AFTER Christmas as an excuse for mailing your Christmas cards late.
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You know you're a Div student when...
…you quote Brueggemann at a friend while talking them through a breakup.
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You know you're a Div student when...
…the entire New Testament section of your Bible is literally falling out and you fear being called a Marcionite. [Amie Stewart, M.Div. ‘12]
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You know you're a Div student when...
…while home for Christmas break, you start watching The Land Before Time on VHS, but this time around, you start a Word document to save Littlefoot’s quotes so that you can use them in a future sermon about the eschaton. [Sara Moser, M.Div. ‘12]